Friday 18 September 2015

FEELING










My mouth is bent down and my head is bent down and I am  crying.  WHAT AM I FEELING?

My eyes are swollen and I am not happy and I am growling.  WHAT AM I FEELING?

My eyes are open wide my mouth is open wide and I am shaking.  WHAT AM I FEELING?

Friday 4 September 2015

Billy"s Revenge

INCIDENT REPORT
I had both eyes on him.  I was checking   cans of baked beans over 2 hours.  I gave the cans to Billy to eat and suddenly I heard a pfffffffffftt and 'BOOM' the door slammed open because Billy blew off! Billy said to me 'ha ha ha'.  He blew himself onto the horse facing backwards.  Now he's out and took my horse away.  He said to me "BYE FART FACE BYE SMELLY BAG OF FARTS." And that's what happened.
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DOG AT THE BEACH

Dog

I am a tiny dog at the beach on a cold and windy night. I am eating sand. The sand taste like yummy strawberry ice cream. CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH.   I  can hear the sea and it goes  SWISH, SWISH, SWISH.  I feel the sand with my paws and I feel the hard rocks and they make my paws sore. I  can see the stars and the moon. The moon is big and white and the stars are small and yellow.  I can  smell the SEA SHELLS.   I am going to stay here FOREVER.  WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.