INCIDENT REPORT
I had both eyes on him. I was checking cans of baked beans over 2 hours. I gave the cans to Billy to eat and suddenly I heard a pfffffffffftt and 'BOOM' the door slammed open because Billy blew off! Billy said to me 'ha ha ha'. He blew himself onto the horse facing backwards. Now he's out and took my horse away. He said to me "BYE FART FACE BYE SMELLY BAG OF FARTS." And that's what happened. 
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